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Old 15-09-2008, 08:56 AM posted to uk.rec.gardening
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Default Well?

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the misbehaving that
was going on. So he called one of his angels
to go to Earth for a time.

When he returned, the angel told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
misbehaving and only 5% are not.'

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down another
angel to get a second opinion'

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.

When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The Earth
is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5%
are being good.'

God was not pleased. So he decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because
he wanted to encourage them, give them a
little something to help them keep going.



Do you know what the e-mail said?


No?






Okay, just checking with you lot. I didn't get one either...








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