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Evolution - The Real Story?

We all started out in the same soup on this planet, after this planet
formed.

Plants came up one ladder, and animals came up another ladder, but we
all got our start in the same soup, and we are all related.

We have different machinery inside of us. Those of us who came up the
animal ladder, we have complicated machinery. Those of us, our
cousins, who came up the plant ladder, have generally less complicated
machinery on the surface. But we are all related because we got our
start in the same soup.

We animals, borrowed from the plant community the same mechanism for
making babies. That mechanism we can see in flowers, and it is called
flowers pollinating other flowers.

In animals, it's the penis and vagina. The penis functions as the male
flower for pollinating purposes. The vagina functions in the female
flower for being pollinated and for making babies.

We animals, us humans, also borrowed other things from the plant
community as we evolved. We have a head of hair on our head and it
functions like the top of a plant, but providing shade for the body of
the animal below.

Plants have leaves, and the leaves provide shade for the body of the
plant. Plant leaves also like to eat up sunlight animals.

This hair that grows on our heads, grows like plant bark grows but we
also have hair on our body, that grows like plant bark grows. It gives
the body of the animal warmth. Bark on a tree gives the tree warmth,
too. We have finger nails and toe nails that grow like plant bark
grows protecting what is underneath.

We have other bark that grows on our body, and it is called skin. It
is closer to a plant's membranous tissue that covers what is
underneath.

We have testes and penises, us men, and they form the equivalent of
the male flower. Women have vaginas and wombs, and some other related
machinery, like fallopian tubes, and they form what is the equivalent
of the female flower.

The male flower sends out particals, that are pollinating particals,
and they go into the machinery of the female flower, and that
pollinates the female flower and a baby flower is produced.

The male animal walks up to the female animal, and sticks its penis
into the vagina of the female animal, and squirts pollinating juices
into it and those juices pollinate the female animal's baby making
machinery, and it makes a baby.

We aren't anything special, when you think about it. The only
difference is we learned to move about. We got ourselves, or
developed, legs and feet, and, earlier, as four footed creatures, we
used our front arms and hands with our legs and feet, to move about.

Plants never evolved in that direction, and instead, they have their
mouthes at their roots and on their leaves. Their roots are also their
feet and legs. And their branches are their arms and hands. Their
leaves are a little like fingers are.

We all got our start out of the same soup, but we used different
strategies to get the same things done. We have different strategies
for getting the food we want and we have different strategies for
eating. We also have different strategies for pooping. We animals poop
out what we don't need. Plants fume it out.

Plants developed lots of strategies for pollinating other plants
because plants can't get up and walk over and stick a penis of a male
plant into the flower cup or vagina of a female plant to pollinate the
female flower vagina and to make a baby flower plant.

There are lots of strategies plants have developed for pollinating
purposes. Animals, though, don't have lots of strategies for
pollinating purposes, they just stick the male penis into the female
vagaina, and then squirt in pollinating fluids.

But, even though we came up different ladders, we have
responsibilities for each other, and we are supposed to be living
symbiotically, or hand in hand, so lots of plants realize this, and
they provide us with food, or medicine.

We, on the other hand, are supposed to be responsible too, for the
welfare of our plant cousins and we are supposed to be living
symbiotically or hand in hand with them.

To live hand in hand with them, we are supposed to give back to them,
what they give to us. That means, we are supposed to deposit our dung
at the base of the tree, or at the base of a bush, on in the corn
fields, or at the base of the row of flower bushes, and then they'll
get nourishment they wouldn't be able to get, any other way.

If we give back to them our dung and our pee juices, then they know we
are trying to live hand in hand with them. They will then provide us
with things that will help us. They will give us the food we want to
harvest from them, but they will also provide us with things like
berries that are medicinal, or flowers that are medicinal, or maze,
corn, radishes, or potatoes that are medicinal.

As a test example, we need to eat winter wheat grass or mung beans,
the type that grows or sprouts and grows in water. We eat it and then
we poop it out, and we take our pee and poop and pour that in a tank,
and grow more winter wheat grass or more mung beans. This time, the
winter wheat grass or mung beans that sprout and grow in the water
will be a little more medicinal, if there is anything wrong with us.
They know when there are things wrong with us, like when we have
parasites, herpes, or cancer, and so on. We will get back after one or
two or three or four or up to fifteen harvests, or so, more and more
useful winter wheat grass or mung beans, that will cure our condition
of having parasites, or herpes, or cancer.

It is that easy to get medicine from them. They know and understand
that we need to be healthy to make babies, and they also know that
women need to have healthy milk juices to feed babies. They know that
men and women need to be healthy to make kids, and they want to see us
make kids so that we can live hand in hand with them and continue
giving nutrients to them. They will produce the needed medicines and
nutrients for our health in the winter wheat grass, or mung beans, or
even in fields of corn, or fields of dogwood flowers, or fields of
rose bushes, or orchards of tangerines, or orchards of persimmons, in
the food they provide to us. We can eat flowers, but no one knows
that, or at least not that many people know that. I don't know how
many flowers each day we can eat, but I think we can eat one or two,
or maybe up to ten roses, in a day, for a few days, for example.

All we need to do is give them our dung and pee, that came out of us
after we ate some of their food. Once we do that, they will analyze
it, and they will figure out what it is that is wrong with our health.
Once they do that, they will start communicating with their friends,
and talking back and forth with their friends, which they do
meditatively.

They will figure out how to provide us with the chemicals in the foods
that they provide and that we need to improve our health. It is that
simple to make medicine and get well. We just need to work hand in
hand, or symbiotically, giving and taking back and forth, with our
plant friends.

They want nutrients. And we have to provide them with nutrients if we
are going to be responsible as their symbiotic pals. They are all
waiting for us to become pals with them. So we don't want to
unnecessarily trim or prune trees, or shrubs, because that is the same
thing as mutilation. You wouldn't mutilate a friend, would you? Well,
they don't want you to mutilate them, because they just want to grow
and provide food and medicine for us.

We are all members of the same family, basically, and they know it,
and they know we can provide to them, lots of nutrients they can not
get. They know we can walk around, and give them nutrients, if we want
to, by defecating or pooping, and urinating or peeing on the ground
around them, so lots of them are willing to work with us, and provide
us with things that will make us healthy if we are willing to work
with them, and give them our poop and pee as nutrients for them. If we
act responsibly, and provide our nutrients to them, then we will get
their cooperation and the food they provide to us will be even useful
to us as we go along, than we expected.

We are not smart enough to make medicines for ourselves, but they are
specialists in this area, and they know how to make medicines, real
well. We can get their cooperation, by working hand in hand with them,
and then they will provide us with the medicine that we need.

We didn't know this, but plants are very smart. Their ability to think
is there, one hundred percent, and they can communicate with each
other, meditatively. They are smart, and they learned how to talk to
each other, a long time ago. They can even talk to their friends on
other planets they are so good at meditative communication.

So there are those plants that will cooperate with us, and there are
those that won't. Those that won't have ideas of their own, but that's
a long story. They are basically very selfish, and they are just
waiting for enough time to pass, many of them, until they evolve far
enough, to get special talents like their friends on other planets.
Then they don't need our help, at all, and for the most part, they
don't want to have anything to do with us, some or maybe many of them.
Those special talents include eating people. But I don't want to go
into that, because I've written about them, already, and I've called
them, beamers. You can find information on beamers plants that I've
written about, a little any way, if you do a Google search.

Anyway, we shouldn't spend time worrying about beamers, too much, but
we should worry and understand that we are members of the same family
and that we all came from the same soup. That is, we all evolved out
of the same soupy mass. That's how I call it. The soupy mass is where
we really got started evolving. They all know this, but we don't.

We think we are something special, but we aren't. So it is time now to
learn how to cooperate with our plant friends. Once we do, and once we
start getting their cooperation, then we'll get the medicines from
them to cure our illnesses, no matter what they are, because they know
we need to make babies, and they know that we need to be healthy to
make babies, and they know that we can not make babies if we are not
healthy. So they will provide us with the medicines that we need to
get us healthy.

We can prove this to ourselves if we know what energies frequencies
signatures are. Once we are able to learn what an energy frequency
signature looks like, and feels like, smells like, sounds like, and
even tastes like, then we can figure out how to detect them.

We can make sniffer technologies that will detect energies
frequencies, for example. If we are able to detect a particular type,
and if we are able to put that onto a video display, then we can
assign a color to it, and we can then see on a monitor when there is
that energy frequency signature animal in the area.

Energy frequency signatures are animals. Some of them taste one way,
and some of them taste another way. If we can detect how they taste,
then we can assign a color to that taste, and when we taste it in the
area, with the technologies we use, we will know it is there.

Energy frequency signature animals also evolved, but they are very
primitive, compared to us, most of them, anyway, I suspect. We just
need to understand what kind of animal they evolved into, and then we
figure out what they smell like, and what they taste like, and how
good they taste to plants, for example. But we can also hear some of
them making chattering noises, like radioactive energies frequencies
signatures animals. We can see them, if we have the right
technologies. But any way, they did evolve, just like we did, and they
evolved out of the same soupy mass that we evolved out of. It's just
we don't know what they look like, or sound like, and so on. But if we
work a little bit on thinking about it, lots of brainy people will
figure out how to detect them.

This is molecular sciences, primary school stuff. Maybe even
kindergarten class level stuff. I'm not sure. Anyway, if we know what
we are looking for, what they smell like, and what they taste like,
and what they sound like because they make chattering noises some of
them, what their rates of travel are, and other things about them,
then when we learn how to detect them.

If we have our test samples set up and our technologies set up
properly, we can tell there is sulfur in this pot of mung beans, along
with a hundred million other types of things. Maybe there aren't that
many, but there are a lot, and if we figure out what they all are, and
what they all sound like, and taste like, and smell like, and so on,
we can figure out what the mung beans are making for us and what the
chemicals are in the mung beans.

If we have our experiment set up properly using our mung beans for
example, we then use our fecal matter or poop or dung, and our urine
or pee juices. We eat the mung beans, and then pee and poop out what
comes out. We then give it to the mung beans who are growing and see
what they do with it.

They know we have to make babies and that we need to be healthy to
make babies, as I said, so they will check for problems in our poop
and pee. When they find them, they will produce maybe some of the
things that we need to correct what our problems are, if they have all
the nutrients they need for doing that. If they don't have all the
nutrients, they'll communicate, meditatively, with their friends.
They'll ask them if they have the nutrients needed, and if they can
make something that will be useful. In the end, we'll get more and
more useful mung beans, and maybe even better corn, useful roses,
medicinal limes and persimmons, and so on.

They will work together to make all the nutrients needed to correct
our health problems so that we can make babies. We might need to set
up several types of crops growing, plus flowers of many types.
Dogwoods are good, I know. But there are others that are also good.
Lime trees are also good. Persimmon trees are also good.

After a while, we use our technologies to check to see what the
energies frequencies signatures are. Then in our food, we'll find the
medicine that we need to correct our health and make us healthy so
that we can make babies. We can then prove to us that they are trying
to work in harmonious unity, or symbiotically with us.

It's pretty simple, when we work hand in hand with our plant friends.
They've been waiting for us to figure this out, that they are smart
and that they are waiting to work with us, so now it is time to get
started on these projects to prove to ourselves that this is true.

Jonjon