"brooklyn1" wrote in message
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TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:



1) You can GET chocolate.
2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with
chocolate.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being
called nasty names.
9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working
hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face
slapped.
12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19) When you have chocolate it does not keep you neighbors awake.
20) With chocolate size doesn't matter.

A bar of choclate won't get jealous if you enjoy eating another bar of
chocolate.
Once you have finished with one bar of chocolate, you can discard the
wrapping and enjoy another one guilt free.
Chocolate won't want to talk endlessly to you once you have enjoyed it
chocolate will wait quitely until YOU are ready to eat it
Its easier to pick up a bar of chocolate, and cheaper to pay for

rob