On Mar 7, 7:56*am, "'Mike'" wrote:
In Scotland, twa heids are betterrr than yin.

(Oh weel dae I mind i' the' dees o' lang syne,
When Ah wis a laddie sae wee...)

I have never understood why small Scotsmen urinate in self addressed
envelopes!

They want to get their own back

Mike

Sorry, under the new postal regulations, postmen are not obliged to
carry soggy envelopes.