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On Mar 11, 4:32=A0pm, Rusty_Hinge

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Look at what happened to Swanage when they exported
their local
stone all over the world.
And Atlantis! I ask you - where is Atlantis now? Why,
lapidate the crows with golden stone, they dug a deep hole and
let the water in, and the poor hooters just couldn't bail fast
enough.
Well thank goodness that there is someone else here that
understands.
Perhaps you could explain to that pseudo cloggy sometime.
Though I have a feeling that the Atlantis disaster was
something
to do with Terns.
It may be our tern next.
Don't be so gullible.
That was an auk word pun.
If you buzz ard enough, it works well.
I'm sorry but the last two are disqualified, neither heron or
buzzard are allowed in a seabird punfest. I'll get your coats!

I'll get yours - an auk is not a heron, and it's 'neither heron NOR
buzzard IS allowed'

They're on the shag pile carpet.
Being a bit of a head in the sand martin, I steered clear of
that one.
Had you bittern off more than you could chew?
Cor - mo' rant!!
Will you please stop huffin' and puffin!
Alba tross with you if you keep this up!
These puns are enough to curlew right up.
Wader minute - I've run out of birds!
I think I have the harnser...
Oh, frigate!
Plover!
I think you need a razor, bill.
Thank God a bearded tit isn't a seabird...
Or even a great one!
a pair of real love birds.

Boom-Boom!

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