GardenBanter.co.uk - View Single Post - Pebble tile, mosaic, marble, gravel(PT GOLDEN STONE INDONEsia)

Rusty_Hinge[_2_] · 14-03-2009, 07:05 PM posted to uk.rec.gardening

The message
from Martin contains these words:
On Sat, 14 Mar 2009 14:43:59 GMT, Anthony Anson
wrote:
The message
from Sacha contains these words:
On 14/3/09 12:51, in article
, "Rusty_Hinge"
wrote:
The message
from Sacha contains these words:
On 14/3/09 00:12, in article
, "Rusty_Hinge"
wrote:
The message
from Sacha contains these words:
On 13/3/09 17:41, in article
, "Rusty_Hinge"
wrote:
The message
from Sacha contains these words:
On 13/3/09 00:50, in article
, "Rusty_Hinge"
wrote:
The message
from Sacha contains these words:
On 12/3/09 22:56, in article
,
"moghouse" wrote:
On Mar 12, 10:51*pm, Sacha wrote:
On 12/3/09 20:39, in article
, "mark"
wrote:
"Martin" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:19:01 +0000, Sacha

wrote:
On 12/3/09 13:12, in article
,
"moghouse" wrote:
On Mar 12, 12:53 pm, Sacha
wrote:
On 12/3/09 10:54, in article
,
"Rusty_Hinge"
wrote:
The message
from Sacha contains these words:
On 11/3/09 19:00, in article
,
" wrote:
In article

moghouse wrote:
On Mar 11, 4:32=A0pm, Rusty_Hinge

wrote:

Look at what happened to Swanage when they exported
their local
stone
all over
the world.

And Atlantis! I ask you - where is Atlantis now? Why,
lapidate the
crows
with golden stone, they dug a deep hole and let the water
in, and
the
poor hooters just couldn't bail fast enough.

Well thank goodness that there is someone else here that
understands.
Perhaps you could explain to that pseudo cloggy sometime.
Though I
have a feeling that the Atlantis disaster was something to
do with
Terns.

It may be our tern next.

Don't be so gullible.

That was an auk word pun.

If you buzz ard enough, it works well.

I'm sorry but the last two are disqualified, neither
heron or
buzzard
are allowed in a seabird punfest. I'll get your coats!

They're on the shag pile carpet.

Being a bit of a head in the sand martin, I steered clear of
that one.

Had you bittern off more than you could chew?

mark

Cor - mo' rant!!

Will you please stop huffin' and puffin!

Alba tross with you if you keep this up!

These puns are enough to curlew right up.

Wader minute - I've run out of birds!

I think I have the harnser...

Oh, frigate!

Plover!

I think you need a razor, bill.

Thank God a bearded tit isn't a seabird...

Or even a great one!

A pair would be better...

A pair in the hand is worth two in the bush.

/Splutter!/

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Direct reply to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co period uk