They're on the shag pile carpet.
Being a bit of a head in the sand martin, I steered
clear of
that one.
Had you bittern off more than you could chew?
Cor - mo' rant!!
Will you please stop huffin' and puffin!
Alba tross with you if you keep this up!
These puns are enough to curlew right up.
Wader minute - I've run out of birds!
I think I have the harnser...
Oh, frigate!
Plover!
I think you need a razor, bill.
Thank God a bearded tit isn't a seabird...
Or even a great one!
a pair of real love birds.

Boom-Boom!
A rather tired an emotional post, Rusty
None of what you a attribute to me was written by me, and you aren't
Tony.

Looks in mirror - well, I am now...

OK, I confess, I fell in the pond and I am now Rusty Whinge.



I think I must have landed in the cuckoos nest.
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