"David in Normandy" wrote in message
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My day has been good and bad. Yesterday I heard what sounded like a shout
/ brief scream at the bottom of my drive but was busy and didn't hear
anything else so ignored it. This morning I discovered that the heavy
granite gate post has broken and fallen over taking the gate with it.

I can only surmise the shout I'd heard yesterday was someone being knocked
flying or having their foot broken. Based on the rarity of visitors here
and the day of week, it seems likely the victim was a Jehovah's Witness.
So, good news and bad news. The gate likely saved me from another
encounter with those horrible people but I've spent all morning fixing up
the gate. I wonder if they will take it as a warning from God not to
bother me?

Q. How do you confuse A Jehovahs Witness?
A. Say "come in"

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