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Old 16-03-2009, 05:31 PM posted to uk.rec.gardening
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On Mar 16, 8:45*am, wrote:

Q. *How do you confuse A Jehovahs Witness?
A. *Say *"come in"


When I had the smallholding I did so regularly - once a month. There was
tea and chat, one of my cheeses to try perhaps, but no God.


You can confuse that sort of person by quoting the bible at them ....


Yes being able to outquote them (and the mormons) was one of the few
benefits of an enforced religious upbringing. Nowadays I fall back on
the old favourite of claiming to be a Jedi. They disappear up the
drive with the Force behind them.


I am a Shedi.

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Rusty
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