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Gilli99 · 18-03-2009, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty_Hinge[_2_]

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from moghouse contains these words:
On Mar 16, 1:36*pm, Rusty_Hinge
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Do you want to come and weed where my neighbour's cat has just crapped?

Oh dear, the mighty human brain, peak of natural development and
selection, the greatest of God's creations (if you believe in that
stuff) and it can't figure a way to keep the litlle pussy wussy off
his nice garden? Shame.

The Mighty Human Brian can devise a multiplicity of devious and deadly
deeds to denude the area of pussy-wussy.

1) Flintlock 4-bore heffalump gnu
2) Percussion 10-bore shotgnu
3) Percussion 14-bore shotgnu
3) 23-30-120 varmint riffle
4) 577/450 riffle
5) 577/450 artillery crabine
6) M77 10·15 mm Werndl riffle
6) 1851 Adams Dragoon
7) various others of that ilk
8) various air gnus

and the possibility of a cuddly pair of polecats to come...

--
Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Direct reply to: horrid dot squeak snailything zetnet point co period uk

Hey! Thats a great list!
We continue to use a high power water hose and soak the little dearies. It doesnt put them off permanently, but I love seeing them jump when the water hits! Of course, all cat lovers (which I once was) think they're little Tiddles doesnt s**t in anyones garden. Cat urine kills plants and dont let 'em tell you otherwise, not to mention the obnoxious stench from the borders.