Just got back from the garden centre where we went to buy some soft fruit,
and am still chuckling.

I asked the young lad there where did they keep the red and white currants.
He gave me a funny kind of look and said, "Well I know we've got some red
currants and a few white ones too, but I'm pretty sure that we've sold out
of the red and white variety."

I immediately thought he was taking the p... but then realized I should have
been clearer in my request.

vsop