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from "Ophelia" contains these words:

On dial up pro tem. Will be with Broadband over Easter

Then disconnect the computer from your router, place end of router
cable into 2 litre container, and wait...

WARNING!

This method will not work with wireless routers.

LOL errm 2 litre container of what....

Air to begin with, but assuming a proper cable (known as 'widepipe'),
this will be displaced by the risotto as it is downloaded.

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Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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