"Ophelia" wrote in message
...
Rusty_Hinge wrote:
The very best accelerator is -

Hide in the shrubbery and pee into a bottle/jar/w.h.y?

Add to compost.

noted ta

Although I must add, t'will be my David wot does it, not I

Just as well, as I understand female urine is nowhere as good as that from a
male!