K wrote:
Ophelia writes

Sun here (Yorks), but *very* windy. Resident oligochaetologist has
gone out to buy a large bit of wood - not sure how sensible it is to
put large sheets of wood on the roof rack on a day like today. He
should have gone yesterday.

Was he intending to build a new house for his worms? Perhaps it
will be a flying one

He's never shown much interest in live worms ;-) certainly not in the
domestic situation.

Could it be a first..................... ?