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Old 11-04-2009, 01:24 PM posted to rec.gardens
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Default Question - Best way to kill a fox?


"mr_bulb" wrote in message
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What is the best way to kill a fox? He keeps coming into my garden and
wreckin my plants. I tried to catch him with a rake but he was too
quick for me.


A slug is too quick for you... speaking of slugs...

Place a .38 snub nose in your ear and pull the trigger... hopefully the
bullet won't miss your peabrain... Foxy Loxy won't bother widdle bubba bulby
anymore.