Rusty_Hinge wrote:
Rusty, you are a gamekeeper and I claim my five pounds!!!

I beg your pardon, M'Lady...

You called?

Rabbits for dinner if you please, young man

Will you have them Welshed, M'Lady, or as guests?

Hmmm lemme think..... I shall cook them if you provide them
m'dear

A dozen?

Ready-peppered, or noosed, M'Lady?

Hmm I think my guests would sooner be brassed off than broken
toothed:

I'll take your lead.

Ok, give it your best shot!

I have a good line in silver bullets.

They'll go well with the silver service.