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Old 12-04-2009, 12:01 PM posted to uk.rec.gardening
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Rusty_Hinge wrote:
Rusty, you are a gamekeeper and I claim my five pounds!!!

I beg your pardon, M'Lady...

You called?

Rabbits for dinner if you please, young man

Will you have them Welshed, M'Lady, or as guests?

Hmmm lemme think..... I shall cook them if you provide them
m'dear

A dozen?

Ready-peppered, or noosed, M'Lady?

Hmm I think my guests would sooner be brassed off than broken
toothed:

I'll take your lead.


Ok, give it your best shot!


I have a good line in silver bullets.


They'll go well with the silver service.


To a fault.

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Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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