In article , Dan Musicant ) wrote:

Call a city agency?

Oh sure, call 911 and I'm sure a crack squirrel disposal
team will be knocking on your door within minutes.

Bury it in my back yard? What would you do?

Sautee with a little garlic and seasoning. Serve on a bed
of rice with a little garnish.

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