Dog?
swop dog poo for cat poo?

You can train a dog to shit on demand. Or on anyone of your choice.

Air rifle?
terraced house with strip of soil 3 foot by 9 foot under front bay
window, no vantage point.

Build a grassy knoll. Tsk.

Orange peel?
no, peel it yourself.

Have done. And I put the peel next to my pond to keep the cats away.

Sorted.



Al.