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Neighbours cat, how can it be repulsed from using my garden as toilet?

By coincidence on Live At The Apollo last night, Lee Mack:

"My neighbour asked me if I'd seen her cat.
I said - No, is there a reward, she said there might be.
I said how muc? I'd heard noises...
She said £25.
I said these noises were £50 noises...
She gave me £50, so I went and let it out of my shed".
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Gordon H
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