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Old 25-04-2009, 06:23 PM posted to soc.culture.scottish,uk.rec.gardening
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On Apr 25, 6:29*am, Fred J. McCall wrote:

Late with it, as usual.


Now - and I know this will come as a surprise
to you - _some_ of us can't be bothered to sit
at our `puters, stuffing Twinkies and Cheetos
into our gobs and washing them down with
CursLite, just *praying* for an opportunity to
post something - er, 'witty' - on scs, like you
do. We - that is: people other than you and
Heid Thi Baa - actually get up once the while
and shower, go outside, take care of household
chores, maybe go to a show or a concert.

We don't live in basements and we don't go about
wearing nothing but soiled underwear for days on
end, and we have actual *lives* to lead apart from
posting here. So, as a natural effect of this fact,
you will occasionally - not often, to be sure, but
upon occasion - beat one of us to the punch on
The Next Obvious Reply to be made in a thread.

But I do think it's nice that you've managed to
find something - that one, all-important thing to
you - which will keep you from hanging yourself -

Hmmm...


On Second Thought...,

The Phantom Piper