Rusty_Hinge wrote:

:The message
:from Fred J. McCall contains these words:
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: And poor Rusty goes on and on about how 'heavy' his 'rope' is.
:
: Poor boy seems obsessed with it...
:
:The rope Rusty has isn't narrow,
:It's almost as thick as a marrow:
:To move it around
:Our hero has found
:It helps if he has a large barrow.
:

For Rusty his 'rope' is his 'thing',
It's really just a bit of string.
He thinks that it's massive
But the ladies are passive.
Oh my, how that really must sting.

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"If you grab them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."
-- Chuck Colson