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Rusty_Hinge wrote:
:The message
:from Fred J. McCall contains these words:
: The Phantom Piper wrote:
: :On Apr 26, 6:20*am, Rusty_Hinge
: :wrote:
: :
: : Shall I demonstrate the Indian rope trick with it?
: :
: :
: :Can you _really_ make him disappear?!
: :
: :
: :Playing For The Cobra,
: :
: :The Phantom Piper
: :
:
: And now Phartman Pooper is trying to help Rusty 'get it up'.
:
: Perhaps these two should just get a room?
:
:"Inuendo," said Fred J. MacCall,
:"Distracts them from guessing I'm small."
:As he hasn't a hope
:Of matching my rope,
:He'll have to inflate his one ball.
:
Poor Rusty is obsessed with sex.
On his Johnson a witch placed a hex.
Now it's tiny and shriveled
While his verbiage is driveled
And his life is a series of wrecks.
--
"So many women. So little charm."
-- Donna, to Josh; The West Wing
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