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Old 26-04-2009, 07:28 PM posted to soc.culture.scottish,uk.rec.gardening
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The message
from Fred J. McCall contains these words:
Rusty_Hinge wrote:
:The message
:from Fred J. McCall contains these words:
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: And poor Rusty goes on and on about how 'heavy' his 'rope' is.
:
: Poor boy seems obsessed with it...
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:The rope Rusty has isn't narrow,
:It's almost as thick as a marrow:
:To move it around
:Our hero has found
:It helps if he has a large barrow.
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For Rusty his 'rope' is his 'thing',
It's really just a bit of string.
He thinks that it's massive
But the ladies are passive.
Oh my, how that really must sting.


I'm afraid Fred McCall can't write verse,
It should scan, and his doesn't: what's worse
He reverses his 'scope
To look at my rope,
His envy, it seems, to disperse.

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Rusty
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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