On Sun, 26 Apr 2009 14:35:38 -0400, John McGaw
wrote:

Phisherman wrote:
On Sat, 25 Apr 2009 22:12:25 +0100, docusk
wrote:

I have a huge bed of ivy which is now highly visible after I removed a
fence panel. How can I get rid if this? It is threatening to strangle
other plants.
I don't mind if it destroys everything else; it's an eyesore at
present and climbing my trees!
docusk


You must not have any deer. They ate all the ivy they could possibly
reach.

Could you please ship me some of your deer? If they've eaten all of your
ivy they should be hungry enough to tackle my 1/2A of ivy-choked trees. I
know that nothing else I've tried including potent herbicides had any
effect on it...


No need to ship, radioactive deer reside in the Atomic City where they
consume hot ivy. I'll herd them down Pellissippi Parkway. Have an
abundance of two-headed frogs too now that the red-tailed hawks are
gone. LOL