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Old 26-04-2009, 10:19 PM posted to soc.culture.scottish,uk.rec.gardening
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On Apr 26, 2:12*pm, Rusty_Hinge
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On Apr 26, 1:49*pm, The Phantom Piper
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On Apr 26, 12:03*pm, Rusty_Hinge
wrote:


Now that is a blatant inversion,
To make such a curious aspersion:
The imputing of 'head'
Was started by Fred,
And now he's attempting diversion.


Poor Fred's at the end of his rope!
(He's always been sort of a dope.)
He can't make a rhyme
To buy him some time,
So he's finding it harder to cope.


His neurons won't make a connexion
Conducive to mental advection;
He struggles, but finds
That far better minds
May be found in amoebic infection!


A-Mused,


The Phantom Piper

Still not up to James Hogg's spencarian sonnets.


When the lassies see Rusty come by
Ye'll hear every one o' them cry:
"Och, aye, to be sure,
He's awfy mature,
But he's still up for caithris na h-oidhche..."


Eckshully they say, "Rusty where's yer troozers"

- nilita