Rusty_Hinge wrote:

:The message
:from Fred J. McCall contains these words:
: Rusty_Hinge wrote:
: :The message
: :from Fred J. McCall contains these words:
: : The Phantom Piper wrote:
: : :On Apr 26, 6:20*am, Rusty_Hinge
: : :wrote:
: : :
: : : Shall I demonstrate the Indian rope trick with it?
: : :
: : :
: : :Can you _really_ make him disappear?!
: : :
: : :
: : :Playing For The Cobra,
: : :
: : :The Phantom Piper
: : :
: :
: : And now Phartman Pooper is trying to help Rusty 'get it up'.
: :
: : Perhaps these two should just get a room?
: :
: :"Inuendo," said Fred J. MacCall,
: :"Distracts them from guessing I'm small."
: :As he hasn't a hope
: :Of matching my rope,
: :He'll have to inflate his one ball.
: :
:
: Poor Rusty is obsessed with sex.
: On his Johnson a witch placed a hex.
: Now it's tiny and shriveled
: While his verbiage is driveled
: And his life is a series of wrecks.
:
:Now that is a blatant inversion,
:To make such a curious aspersion:
:The imputing of 'head'
:Was started by Fred,
:And now he's attempting diversion.
:

Poor Rusty goes on with his puling,
While he brags of his family jewelling.
He's just jealous, in fact,
Of the nookie he lacked,
From the inadequacy of his tooling.