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Old 10-06-2009, 01:20 AM posted to rec.gardens
David Hare-Scott[_2_] David Hare-Scott[_2_] is offline
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Default advice about a wisteria

brooklyn1 wrote:
"David Hare-Scott" wrote in message
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brooklyn1 wrote:
"poppyrae" wrote
THe wisteria is the same height as the bungalow and
has only produced 3 very small leaves and they are a yellow the
flowers died as soon as they appeared The main stem on the tree
seems healthy but there is a lot of dead branches entwined all the
way up and a couple of birds nests at the top.

If it's to thrive and florish wisteria needs to be severely pruned
back each year, obviously you're guilty of total neglect.

http://www.finegardening.com/how-to/...x?nterms=74872


Smack smack, baaaad poppy. Yet the same article says:

"Wisteria can live a long, healthy life with no pruning at all,
happily twining, climbing, and sprawling over everything in its
path." David

I just knew you would glom onto that... proof you're abjectly lazy and
functionally illiterate... if you put down the beer and bong long
enough to check a dictionary you may learn that "can" doesn't mean
"will" --- functionally illiterate because you can't comprehend the
obverse *irony* the author injected by that one statement with
respect to the entire article on pruning. Just in case you don't get
it, ignorance is bliss. Be happy.


Plonk

David