Yellow wrote:

A silly question perhaps but what do people do with the resultant
carnage? Pour it down the drain?

You could always take them along to the local church and ask the vicar
to give them a decent send-off and say a few words: He was the salt of
the earth, enjoyed being in the garden where he worked tirelessly to
ensure no leaf remained unturned; every leaf he encountered became holy.
Now lettuce pray.

--
David in Normandy.
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