On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:57:03 +0100, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

Cultivate a lesbian black
wheel chair user and complain that she cant get in your back gate.

That'd work - I had n African, bisexual, patially disabled GF and she go
everything going. I said that all she lacked was an illegitimate child; her
eyes lit up - I got worried!
--
Peter.
The head of a pin will hold more angels if
it's been flattened with an angel-grinder.