In article , Charlie wrote:
On Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:55:21 -0700, Billy
spuked forth:
In article
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Rusty Trombone wrote:
On Jun 24, 9:42 pm, Billy wrote:
In article
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Rusty Trombone wrote:
Nanzi wrote:
On Jun 23, 10:50 pm, Rusty Trombone
wrote:
I want to try my hand at growing potent strains of marijuana and I
wondered if anybody knows the proper techniques? Any advice you
can
give will be appreciated.
R.Trombone
Wrong group[ - you want alt.drugs.pot.cultivation
and/or alt.drugs.pot
Little late to be starting for this summer.
I'm going to grow hydroponic, it's never too late for me. The people
in
adpc are assholes really. They won't offer good advice. They make fun
of
me because I did 12 years in prison and my face is tattooed. So do you
know how to grow some killer juana like the shit they grow in Canada?
Lots of sun, manure, water, and love ;O)
--
Do you grown juana in Canada, Billy?
No. I wouldn't have that poisonous plant near me. It's a gateway drug
that leads straight to hell. I think i groaned a Juanita a couple of
times though. but we weren't anywhere near Canada, honest.
Anything else officer?
Darn straight, Brother! There's folks calling you somthing like
"loon" in another group, but this shows you got your head right right,
Luke.
Hell, I heard tell of this guy one time who smoked one of those
marijuana cigarettes and it wasn't anytime at all before he was hooked
on that LSD stuff. No shit. That lsd stuff is a devil drug, folks
seeing things that ain't real and flying about and all. How the heck
does it make you fly? That ain't right. Shoot, this kid flew to the
top of the courthouse and shot the eyes out of more than a dozen
pigeons with a pea shooter, of all things. Drove the pigeon rescue
people plumb wild, it did. Took them months to figure out about
growing pigeon grass, or some such nonsense. Hell, we just thought
they out to eat them. Funnier than hell, watching a bunch of blind
pigeons trying to peck bread crumbs. Or maybe the Schlitz made it
funny.
Also heard tell in Meeting that there was this girl over in one of
them Stan countries that no one can keep track of that smoked some
stuff they called hash. Now, after hearing this, me and my brothers
got the dumb idea and took a bunch of Mom's corned beef hash and a
whole box of Strike Anywhere matches and headed out behind the barn to
see what the fuss was about. Hell, we burnt the whole box of matches
trying to get that stuff to burn in Dad's pipe we snitched. Boy, was
the old man ****ed when he lit up that nite. Anyway, I got's
sidetracked with the story here......this here infidel girl that
smoked that hash (still ain't figgered out how she did it) got
herself hooked on pepper. Yep, pepper. Seems that that hash led to
something stronger. She started snuffling pepper up her nose and the
sneezes made her have organisms, whatever that means. But the really
terrible sick bad deal was that the pepper snuffling sneezing led to
having sex with, uh,.....I just can't say it. We're sure she is
suffering eternal torment as we speak. Truth.
Ya know Charles, you tell the kids of today that, and they just don't
believe you. Just no telling what unimaginable horrors that they will
fall prey to, because they didn't listen, tisk, tisk.
So, brother, no matter what those people say in that other place, you
ain't one of those loon things. You got yer head right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM_vLk1I6G4
One of the bestest movies ever made.....we got made to watch it
seventeen times when I was a youngster. Scared the bejeebers out of
us and set us on the right path.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZdhc...=related&pos=0
Charlie
Charles, your parents must have cared about you very much, and didn't
want you to see you end up in a fine kettle of fish. You must be very
proud of you, my boy, very proud.
--
- Billy
There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who
learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and
find out for themselves.
Will Rogers
http://green-house.tv/video/the-spring-garden-tour
http://www.tomdispatch.com/p/zinn