"Judith in France" wrote in message
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On Jul 14, 12:07 pm, "Spider" wrote:
"June Hughes" wrote in message

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The late Geoffrey Smith once said that compost should be such that
you
could fancy it in a sandwich. Anyone fancy a sandwich?

Pam in Bristol

Mine looked really yummy. I offered RG ('Him indoors') compost pie for
dinner, but he turned it down. There's no pleasing some people.

Spider

LOL. I have been adding chicken poo to mine and it seems to be
working, without it, the contents hadn't even started to break down, b

Chicken poo makes wonderful compost.
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June Hughes

Agreed; but so do I - and I don't smell as much :~))

Spider

Young woman, are you suggesting I smell of eau de chicken poo? I
usually smell of Chanel number 5 LOL According to someone I know,
they would say they both smell the same, Philistine!!!



:~) It's a long time since anyone called me a young woman. Nice though.

Now, Judith, please don't take this the wrong way, but I hope you don't
smell of anything so strongly that I could smell it in London! :~))
However, I suggest you save the poultry ploppy for the garden and continue
to apply Chanel No5 to your person. I'm quite sure your local Philistine
*can* tell the difference. What a cheek! I bet it's a man!

Anyway, I'm sure you're the most fragrant compost-maker for miles. There!
Better now? :~)

Spider