On Jul 17, 4:12*pm, Dave Hill wrote:

If things get any drier I might have to buy a camel!

I doubt if you inhabitants of the UK desert (Essex) could cope with
our anual rainfall of 80+ inches a year

No chance. You lot will be having offspring with gills and water wings
fitted soon! I expect you will be changing your name to Noah and
ordering up the timber any time now.