"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
...
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!



Having brought that to light, the 'Political Correctness Brigade' will now
insist that Black and Decker change their name.

--
Mike

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