"Billy Nomates" wrote in message
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I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!



I was in B&Q recently and was approached by an old fella who asked if I
wanted decking,
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I managed to get the first punch in though !