"Gary Baldi" wrote in message
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On Aug 4, 11:02 am, "Billy Nomates" wrote:
I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

Jesus, that's poor.
The old ones are always the best

Next you'll be telling us you fisted a gypsy girl who was on her
monthly last night and ended up getting your palm red for free........