"Cereoid-XXX" wrote:

It's obvious that you are preoccupied with sex and consider it a
topic that can be used as an insult, not a pleasure. Not getting
enough?

Pam, you ignorant slut. You are not fooling anyone with your drivel and
lies. I bet you have learned a lot about gardening lying with your back on
the ground and your legs up in the air. You are not even worthy enough to
kiss my garden hose.

It is abundantly clear that the only reason you are the only one infatuated
with the widely despised evil Spike Hernandez, the pseudonym of Robert
Stewart, the autocratic dictator of the GardenWeb is because he pays you for
doing sexual favors. You may have absolutely no morals and are so
promiscuous you are willing to sell your body to such an evil troll for a
few shekels but none of the rest of us would go along with your STD riddled
lame excuses for a good time cheap gardening frolic. You don't stop at just
speading false praise for your garden pimp. The only wealth you have gotten
there is in exchange for your skanky services as a hoochie. The only
regulars you know are the poor decrepit old geezers that can't get anything
better than a cheap hoe trollop like you. I'm not surprised that you like to
frequent honkey tonks and sleazy bars on the other side of the tracks
constantly searching for some of that black pot kettle you know you can't
get enough of. You make me sick.

Rant scores, with 5 being maximum:
originality - 0.5
(cliched sexual insults, plagiarized from any rap album or
6th grade boy's vocabulary)

grammar - 2.5
(run on sentences, punctuation errors)

Delivery and believability - 0.5
Seriously lacking suggest you learn from the Iraqui Minister if
Information ...
www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com

Tsu

--
To doubt everything or to believe everything
are two equally convenient solutions; both
dispense with the necessity of reflection.
- Jules Henri Poincaré