"alan.holmes" wrote in message
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"shazzbat" wrote in message
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Last night , daughter No 1 came to me complaining about what was in her
bedroom. "get it out" she said, not exactly terrified, but somewhat
agitated.

What is it? says I.

"A cauliflower" she says.

I considered this most unlikely and told her so.

It is, it's a cauliflower came the response. It's on the windowsill.

So I go to investigate, and guess what I find?

Please put us all out of our misery, (well me anyway) what did you find?


I found a butterfly. And when I said, that's not a cauliflower, it's a
cabbage white, she said "I knew it was something you grew on the allotment"

It's no wonder I've got no hair left.

Steve