We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Billy Nomates"
saying something like:

I was arrested in B&Q earlier today for punching this coon woman to the
floor at the till.

But it wasn't my fault! My dad told me to go in and get a Black and
Decker!

You should have been arrested and pushed down the station steps for such
a shite joke, Bernard.