In message , Martin
writes
On Mon, 24 Aug 2009 08:29:16 +0100, "Ophelia" wrote:

Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Sun, 23 Aug 2009 19:00:32 +0100, "Ophelia"
wrote:

Perhaps you will need to become a fruitarian!

Bad idea. Fruitarian's are very unhealthy people. One that I knew died
just after his 30th birthday.

Two much fruit can kill!

ooeerr perhaps not then

Not even a nice pair?

I went into the greengrocers and said:
"Can I have a pun of pears please".
--
Tommy Cooper