"moghouse" wrote in message
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On Aug 26, 7:46 pm, "alan.holmes" wrote:
Each morning I go to the bottom of the garden to pick runner beans, and
often I cannot find any, then a couple of days later there are dozens of
them, huge and well past their best, so where have they been hiding, and
how
can I be sure to find the damnned things before they get to the stage when
they are inedible?

After you have picked every one you can find, offer the grandchildren
50p for every one they can find.
Voila, bean mountain, empty wallet!

ROTFL!

Alan