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Old 22-09-2009, 11:46 AM posted to uk.rec.gardening
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Martin wrote:

(for example, it is hard to prove that you have harnessed "cosmic
forces" in the foods).


It is very easy. I do it every day. Gravity is a cosmic force, and
I use it to hold the soil down.


Whilst predicting lottery winning numbers?


No problem. I use the cosmic force known as the laws od probability
to predict their distribution, and haven't got it wrong yet.

Q: What has a light side and a dark side, and holds the universe
together?

A: Duck tape.



Regards,
Nick Maclaren.