On Oct 4, 7:34*pm, aquachimp
wrote:
On Oct 4, 6:20*pm, "'Mike'" wrote:
Do your children love you?
How would they receive this?
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When we are old
When we are old, we will live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness, just as they did.
We want to pay back the joy they provided.
Return each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!
We'll write on the walls with reds, whites and blues,
And we'll bounce on the furniture, wearing our shoes.
We'll drink from the carton and leave it about.
We'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
We'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
Oh, they'll snap their fingers and shake their heads,
(When we are old and live with our kids).
When they cook dinner and call us to eat,
We'll not eat our green beans or salad or meat.
We'll gag on our spuds, spill milk on the table,
And when they get angry, we'll run ------ *if we are able.
We'll sit close to the telly, through the channels we'll click,
We'll cross both our eyes just to see if they stick.
We'll take off our socks and throw one away,
And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!
And later in bed, we'll lay back and sigh,
We'll thank God in prayer and then close our eyes.
Our kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
And say with a groan, 'They're so sweet when they are sleeping!'
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:-))))))))))))
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Mike
The Royal Naval Electrical Branch Associationwww.rneba.org.uk
Luxury Self Catering on the Isle of Wight?www.shanklinmanormews.co.uk
Heh heh.
And the topic line I can deal with.
Got any on dodgy earmuffs?
And whilst I have your ear a sec, since we're off topic, is there a
British agency that I can contact about a suspect case false
advertising and if there is what is it called? I keep thinking
something about trade and standards, but can't think of the rest and
don't know if i'm thinking of the right one.