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In the States it is a crime to pull out your tally whacker in public or
in your own yard. It is considered an eye sore and what it produces is
now called dangerous bio-hazardous waste. I'll just stick to using
Miracle Grow.


So you won't be doing a Rolf Harris then? Nor be the person to have standing
by when your best mate comes out of the ocean covered in jellyfish stings?

*chortle*