Spider wrote:
Then you have to watch out for Kingfishers instead. :-/
(Although they're very pretty when they appear)
Now that I would like to see :~).

My partner's mum has had kingfisher Issues since getting rid of the
heron. The pond is now netted.

(love your dismayed 'smiley' btw).

I like to think of it as "slightly sad".
Or "needs cosmetic surgery".