"Trish Brown" wrote in message
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The other morning (around 5am), I was sitting at the garden gate, just
drinking in the beautiful morning and admiring my roses. Suddenly, there
was a violent bustle in my hedgerow! Erm... actually, it was the geraniums
over by the fence, but there's something so - y'know - about having a
'bustle in your hedgerow'.

Anyway, it was a little cock-sparrow who had pounced upon one of the
little fence skinks that abound in our yard. He had it in his bill and was
killing it to death by shaking it wildly about. I thought 'Oh no! Poor
little lizard! What can I do to save him?'

I needn't have worried. The lizard toogorf through the grass like greased
lightning, leaving the sparrow hopping this way and that in dilemma.
Should he go after the speedy lizard or stay and keep on killing the
lizard's tail, which was still bucking and bolting about in his bill? He
opted for the tail.

Long live Mr Lizard!


The other story also has to do with birds.

A pair of Spotted Turtledoves has nested in our cypress tree every year
for as long as I can remember. This year, though, there's been no sign of
them. I was sitting, as is my wont, at the garden gate, admiring the
scenery and making plans when I heard an unfamiliar noise somewhere
overhead. It was sort of like 'Whommmm' in a very deep tone. This was
repeated a few times and seemed to be coming from the neighbour's yard. I
peered about but couldn't see anything.

Suddenly, there was a loud 'THWAPP' sound and then another and another.
Three Crested Pigeons were sitting on my clothesline having a few rounds
to sort out their differences. One, clearly the female, sat back demurely
while the two males went at each other. They thwapped and thwapped with
their wings, so loudly I wondered that no-one else was coming to watch the
bout. They flew to the neighbour's yard and continued on her roof. They
returned to my roof and actually woke my gormless daughter, who was
sleeping in. They rolled about and belted each other for about fifteen
minutes before one of the two males finally gave up and flew off.

The remaining couple repaired to the cypress tree, where they appear to
have taken over the Turtledove's nest from last year. What surprised me
most was the female pausing to hick up breakfast for chicks in the nest!
Oho! So now I've got a lovely pair of native pigeons in my tree. Does
anyone else know whether it's usual for these birds to 'borrow' others'
nests. Maybe they just happened to build in the same site?

Oh and one last story which would be funnier if you knew my husband and
his Great Suspicion of all creatures from the lower orders. He was fixing
some shelves in the laundry the other night when an enormous brown-striped
King-of-the-Marshes frog leaped out from nowhere, sat on his foot,
defecated copiously and greenly, and then leaped off again. DH danced and
squealed like a girl! LOLOLOLOLOL! My husband is an extremely big boy and
this spectacle nearly had me paralysed with laughter. The frog was caught
by my son and repatriated to the frog-pond outside.

i think the message here is about how hilarious males in general can be :-)
loyalty forbids me from telling several hilarious stories about my son &
husband having squealing freakouts...

i had to laugh the other week whilst watching the cricket (not because of
the game) - there was a pigeon on the field with his tail up making a play
for a female, in front of a hushed international audience of millions.
sweeeeet!
kylie