well thank you all for a very amusing thread, here is the contents of my
desk, tidier than usual cos I was given a new monitor and I had to make room
for it :-)

small torch
2 printers
shopping list
top of pen
jar handcream
assorted photographs
dictionary
anti-perspirant
teddy bear
phone
scanner
t,roll
various cables
small pile of papers
sewing machine
empty drinking glass
screwdriver
light bulb
packet of batterys

not too bad

Happy New Year Guys and Girls :-)