"Dave Liquorice" wrote in message
ll.co.uk...
On Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:10:50 +0100, Martin wrote:
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Does it look OK? Does it smell OK? Is the texture OK? Does it taste
OK?
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Hmmm...looks like dogshit; smells like dogshit; feels like dogshit; tastes
like dogshit; I think it is dogshit!
Just as well I didn't step in it.

[I'll get me coat]