"Zhang Dawei" wrote in message
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'Mike' wrote:

You failed to add that the rare 'Anti Clockwise Haggis' i.e. those
which run round the hills and mountain in an anti clockwise
direction and have shorter legs on the left, are a delicacy compared
to the more common 'Clockwise Haggis' which has the shorter legs on
the right

We are non-discriminatory, and favour either sub-species. That's why I
made no comment about clockwise or anti-clockwise haggis or on which
side the legs were shorter.

I must go now and feed my three-legged pig ("Why does it have three
legs?" you may ask. The answer is quite simple: one doesn't eat an
animal of the quality we have all in one go!)

lol
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