"hugh" ] wrote in message
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In message , alan.holmes
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My green veg has been destroyed by the damned birds, the sprouts and
another, whose name I cannot remember, have been decimated by the *******
birds, how can I stop the damned things from getting at the green veg?

Alan




Get a cat

One of our neighbours has a cat, which seems to think my garden belongs to
it, but it hasn't, so far, realised that it should be keeping the damned
birds away, how do you train them?

Alan

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hugh
It may be more complicated but is it better?